Grid Crasher guesses uses expert judgment to forecast ten things that may happen this weekend in Barcelona

1. The grid girls in Spain (see above for the 2007 models) will show more flesh than the grid girls in Bahrain.

2. No fans will be stupid enough to black up in “support” of Lewis Hamilton. Probably.

3. Max Mosley will not turn up wearing a cheap Groucho Marx “glasses and false nose” disguise.

4. Fernando Alonso will go out of his way to insist that he has “No problem with Lewis”, despite being asked “Do you have a problem with Lewis?” by at least 100 F1 journalists.

5. Alonso will drive the wheels off his crappy Renault R28 and finish in… fourth place. (You heard it here first)

6. Hamilton will bounce back from disappointment in Bahrain and find himself back on the podium.

7. Super Aguri will make it to the grid. Whether they finish the race is another matter.

8. The race itself will be a typically dull affair - all F1 teams test at the Circuit de Catalunya on a regular basis, so their set-ups are virtually set in stone. Overtaking is also difficult, so don’t expect many thrills and spills.

9. Felipe Massa, who won in Spain in 2007, will again outperform Ferrari team-mate Kimi Raikkonen.

10. The podium will look something like this: 1. Massa, 2. Hamilton, 3. Kubica