Pop starlet booted off F1 boss’s boat

According to the Sun, Lily Allen was told to leave Flavio Briatore’s yacht because of her drunken antics. The immodest pop star ripped off her bikini top and threw herself off the side of the boat, which is currently moored in Cannes for the Film Festival. The crew then had to fish her out of the Mediterranean.

Once she was back safely on board Flavio covered her up with her dress because - and this is the part we find hard to believe - “he was embarrassed by her inappropriate antics”.

Flavio Briatore, embarrassed? That would be a first.