British IndyCar star has American ivories, and then some

Here’s Dan Wheldon (left), celebrating with team-mate Scott Dixon after the latter secured pole position for this Sunday’s Indy 500.

Wheldon was born in Sutton Coldfield. How many people from Sutton Coldfield do you know with teeth like that? They’re fricking ridiculous, at least two sizes too big for his head; they look more like dentures than real teeth. His dentist must like practical jokes. Dixon, a New Zealander, has a fine set of teeth too, but he can’t compete with the scary white tombstones jumping out of Wheldon’s mouth.

Compare Dan’s silly new teeth with his old set:

He looked better before, no?