Five to air documentary about men who love their cars

We feel a little bit sick now. We love old VW Beetles, but not in that way.

This is a clip from My Car is My Lover, a documentary about mechaphiles, or men who have loving relationships with their cars - and yes, it is for real. It’ll be shown soon on Five, although we don’t have a specific air date yet.

Unmissable TV, wethinks.

More video weirdness after the break…

“The tailpipe represents the car’s anus, in more ways than one…”

That’s our quote of the week, no question.

So many shades of wrong.