F**k you, planet Earth

The Sun goes over the top today with news that a wealthy Arab flew his Lambo Murcielago LP640 (as driven by Bruce Wayne in The Dark Knight) 6,500 miles from Qatar to London and back, for a routine service.

The eco-unfriendly round trip, on a Qatar Airways jumbo jet, “sparked fury from green campaigners”. Jenny Evans, of pressure group Plane Stupid, said: “This horrifies me. It is another example of how rich people exploit and pollute the planet because of their money.”

A Sun sub-editor trying desperately to think of something bigger than a footprint Heathrow worker reportedly said: “This car doesn’t have a carbon footprint – more of a crater.”

Boom boom.