Move over Simon Cowell…

We don’t know why Jay “The twat in the hat” Kay is still considered a celeb - he hasn’t made a good record since… er, we’ll get back to you on that - but he’s just about famous enough to get a second chance at being a “Star in a Reasonably Priced Car” on the latest series of Top Gear.

The main reason he was asked back was as a ringer - Simon “Codpiece” Cowell had been No.1 for ages, and the production team wanted a petrolheaded star who could bring about a change at the top of the leaderboard. In Kay, they got their man.