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F1 debate: Is Nick Heidfeld’s Jesus hair slowing him down?

August 13th, 2008 · 3 Comments

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Quick Nick needs a haircut

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Look at the state of Nick Heidfeld. No F1 driver has been this hirsute since the 1970s. Even then, few drivers opted for the full beard.

Given that in F1, thousands of a second can make a big difference, it’s about time shaggy Nick went for a short back-and-sides. All that hair must be slowing him down. Is it any coincidence that F1’s leading driver, Lewis Hamilton, is as smooth and hairless as a ten-year-old boy? Surely not.

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Posted: August 13th, 2008 by Ollie Irish

3 responses so far

  • 1 Bill // Aug 13, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    lookie-likey alert!

    I think this guy is really Tom Petty. Seriously, look at some comparison pics.

    Have you ever seen the two of them in the same room at the same time?

  • 2 broker // Aug 13, 2008 at 5:01 pm

    And Kubica’s nose works different way!

  • 3 Warwick // Aug 13, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    The FIA sends a memo saying that Seb Loeb (rally star) is “too scruffy”, and yet not a peep about Heidfeld? Sheesh.

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