Motoring’s equivalent of a missed open goal…

How can you fail so spectacularly to drive your car into a car wash? It puts us in mind of Diana Ross’s missed penalty-kick at the opening ceremony of the 1994 World Cup.

Or, in the words of the great Larry David, he/she (hmmm, don’t want to come across as sexist, but we guess it was a she… damn, we came across as sexist) faaaaaaacked up.