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David Coulthard faces possible starvation

September 25th, 2008 · 4 Comments

The Spoiler

Red Bull racer doesn’t know where his next meal is coming from

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It is a hard life being an F1 driver. Poor old David Coulthard, expert Red Bull crasher, has revealed he is struggling to eat while preparing to race in Singapore. The soon-to-be-retired Scot is struggling to find a square meal.

“I have a personal appearance scheduled for midnight, which would never happen in Europe, and it has been difficult finding a decent meal at three in the morning,” said hard-up Coulthard. “I don’t want to spend a whole week living on room service.” Of course not. A whole week of room service? Heaven forbid.

Did he say an unusual public appearance at midnight? 2+2=…5

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Posted: September 25th, 2008 by Rob Parker

4 responses so far

  • 1 Bacardi Breezer // Sep 25, 2008 at 2:18 pm

    waste of space racer and waste of time article……..Coldturd has had 6 years too long picking up a nice little earner from F1…….im still gutted Bullshitters didnt drop him for Vettell after Monza1!!!!!!!!!!

  • 2 Mrs Maureene Gillham // Sep 25, 2008 at 9:20 pm

    As the great man once said OPINIONS ARE LIKE BOTTOMS AND EVERYONE HAS ONE - AND SOME ARE BIGGER THAN OTHERS!

    HOW DARE YOU BE SO RUDE TO ONE OF THE NICEST,GENUINE GUYS OF F1.

    PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK WHEN THE BELITTLE SOMEONE THEY PROBABLY HAVE NEVER MET. WHERE I HAVE MET HIM ON SEVERAL OCCASIONS AND AM HONOURED TO CALL HIM A FRIEND.

    SO KEEP YOUR NARROW MINDED OPINIONS TO YOURSELF AND PICK ON SOMEONE ELSE. AND LEAVE DAVID ALONE. FORMULA ONE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME WITHOUT HIM. BUT HIS TRUE SUPPORTERS WILL CONTINUE TO SUPPORT HIM WHATEVER HE DOES.

  • 3 A Ludlow // Sep 25, 2008 at 11:16 pm

    Mrs Maureene Gillham, it was actually quite refreshing to see another driver being brutally abused on this site, instead of Lewis Hamilton.

    I have met Lewis twice and think he is a marvellous man, and yet every day something quite nasty is said about him. I wonder if you would defend Lewis.

    That is what is happening now: abuse is given out by people who have never met the victim of their abuse, but no driver gets it like Lewis.

    It makes me sick too, but if you are a true fan of a driver, none of this will ever change how you feel about them.

  • 4 Berger // Sep 26, 2008 at 12:33 pm

    Ah, but DC is a mature, intelligent and sophisticated man of culture whereas LH is an ignorant, arrogant, chav kiddie.
    The only thing that is grown up about Lewis is his hairline, although we won’t be able to talk about that soon as he won’t have one at all in a few months…

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