Nando offers to be Massa’s wingman
Hell, if Kimi Raikkonen can’t be arsed to help his Ferrari team-mate win the title, at least Felipe Massa can rely on Nando to do whatever it takes to stop Dr Evil and Mini Me (aka Ron Dennis and Lewis) from getting their hands on the championship.
In an interview with Spain’s AS newspaper, Alsono made it very clear who he wanted to win this year’s title:
“Yes, no doubt, if I can help, I will help Massa,” the Spaniard said. Cheeky swine!
This isn’t shock news - we all know that Nando can’t stand McLaren - but it’s out of order to make such a divisive, irresponsible statement in public. And anyway, how exactly can Alonso help Massa? As much as Ferrari will appreciate the fact that their prospective driver for 2010 is already “on message”, there is no tangible way for Alonso to help out Massa, unless he goes so far as to drive Hamilton off the track.
The Massa v Hamilton contest is none of Alonso’s or Renault’s business - Flavio Briatore would do well to remind his driver of that, especially now that the team is going so well.
8 responses so far
1 tEQUILLA sLAMMER // Oct 13, 2008 at 11:16 am
ha ha ha…Dr Evil and mini me……We got them tagged as Yogi Bear and Boo Boo……smarter than the average bear my arse!!!! Fernando means he will be making his car extra difficult for Boo Boo to pass, but he will be much easier for Felipe to pass!!! I dont see any mention of Alonso saying he will take anyone out of the race, and only the cynics will hint at such tactics from the best driver in F1…….Alonso likes to finish races, and +will not lower himself to such below par actions as you suggest!!!! now go and wash your mouth out with some soap before Alonso sends his boys round to kneecap ya!!!
2 Kimi // Oct 13, 2008 at 12:54 pm
Mmm…. Smells like bullshit reporting/translating to me! Alonso wouldn’t say that. No driver would say that.
Alonso may well prefer Massa, but he will fight EVERY driver with nothing less than 100%.
3 A Ludlow // Oct 13, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Alonso is a hateful, bitter, nasty piece of shit. Why can’t his fans see this? Oh because they must be nasty shits too!
4 A Ludlow // Oct 13, 2008 at 2:34 pm
Kimi, yes it’s hard to believe that a professional adult driver would be as vicious as this statement indicates, but this was actually reported in autosport, and they are very reliable. I think we should all now acknowledge that Alonso is a shit, a nasty vindictive, vile little shit!
5 Cackie Steward // Oct 13, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I wouldn’t use “AS” to wipe mine!
6 Ron Dennis // Oct 13, 2008 at 3:28 pm
A Ludlow is a hateful, bitter, nasty piece of shit. Why can’t his family see this? Oh because they must be nasty shits too!
7 jelena // Oct 13, 2008 at 8:42 pm
i used to love him, but enough is enough…
i dont understand how a man with so much talent can behave like such a spoiled little CRYBABY
GET OVER IT ALREADY, FERNANDO !!!!!
WE’RE SICK AND TIRED OF YOU WINING ABOUT IT ALL (ALL) THE TIME !!!!!
i mean, is this a grown man or a little sissy girl !
nando better not crash into hamilton. lewis did not crash into him or kimi in brazil. I THINK IF HE WOULD DO THAT, GET HIM OUT OF F1. it’s a disgrace he’s even considering it.
what a loser. poor raquel !
8 Terry // Oct 16, 2008 at 11:32 am
Hehe Nando is god, on& off track
mini-me xDDD
albeit Lewser Hamiltongo doesn’t need him btw he’ll spoilt all by himself 4sure