Toyota’s veteran is under the weather

Dear Mr Ecclestone,

Jarno has a bit of a temperature and won’t be able to do gym today.

yours sincerely,
Jarno’s Mum

Yep, poor Jarno is laid up in his Sao Paulo hotel with a “high fever”. The Italian was reportedly treated by Toyota’s team doctor, Riccardo Ceccarelli, but he should be okay to drive in practice later today. Lots of water and paracetamol - that’s what Gridcrasher prescribes in such a case. But don’t have a wank or your temperature will go through the roof - Larry David knows this only too well (3min 18 secs into the clip).