German team’s new car looks worse than its driver
BMW Sauber’s Robert Kubica is the ugliest F1 driver… and now he has the ugliest car to drive. BMW’s 2009 prototype, unveiled at Barcelona yesterday, is out of proportion, much like Polish Bob’s features.
Check out some images of BMW’s new ride below:
Nice to see slick tyres back, but boy, that is one misshapen heap - the huge rear wing contrasts with the clunky front wing. Of course, with the new rules changes in effect from 2009, all teams will have to simplify their aero parts, which will probably lead to cars looking very different to what we have been used to.
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107 responses so far
1 alan // Nov 18, 2008 at 11:17 am
Taste is relative and if the wings are all that you’re judging it on then every car will look kicked the coming year.
I think with the exception of the rear wing that car looks Great though!
2 Barack Obama // Nov 18, 2008 at 11:24 am
Grid crasher is uglier than my shit!
3 Bernard Ecclestones // Nov 18, 2008 at 11:34 am
I think you’re blind Alan. It is uglier than any other formula (except maybe the early A1GP cars). It makes me want to cry. I hope the other teams have something less ugly.
4 Templar // Nov 18, 2008 at 11:42 am
‘91 era rear wing with the wooden plank removed from UNDER the car and placed in front at a right angle.
UGLY
5 Neal // Nov 18, 2008 at 11:52 am
The Williams looked ‘better’ but was still a travesty.
6 Mark Stevenson // Nov 18, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I’m honestly a fan of the new look cars. They are a lot simpler, chunkier, and they almost resemble some kind of overgrown go-kart…but in a good way.
I would definitely prefer this over all the nose boogers we have seen recently.
7 unklefucker // Nov 18, 2008 at 1:24 pm
your mother is even uglier then kubica and his new bmw so shut a fuck up.
8 A Ludlow // Nov 18, 2008 at 1:35 pm
NOTHING could be as ugly as Robert Kubica - he looks ugly and has an ugly personality.
9 cAPSLOCK lOVER // Nov 18, 2008 at 1:35 pm
bUT YOU HAVE THE WORLD UGLIEST WOMEN !!!BUAHAHAHA! F**IN BRITS!
10 Mark Stevenson // Nov 18, 2008 at 1:37 pm
I love that the only invading Poland can do is on the internet with fake names.
11 Tony // Nov 18, 2008 at 1:59 pm
You do not even know Robert Kubica. There must be some reason why he was chosen the best driver 2008. Maby he is not as beautiful as Hamilton but he is much more intelligent and talented than the first one. The fact that he has got so many friends in F1 proves that he is more popular among other drivers than your Hamilton who has nothing but good car and lack of talent…
12 gridshitcrasher // Nov 18, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Your site guys is uglier than Rooney, damn it’s really shit!!
13 Tom // Nov 18, 2008 at 2:26 pm
It’s a marketing ploy. They’re only doing it to make the 1-series look better
14 gridshitcrasher // Nov 18, 2008 at 2:27 pm
up.. No, too less. They all are uglier than Paul Scholes !!!! THATS REALLY BIG SHIT
15 Big_Boy // Nov 18, 2008 at 2:30 pm
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16 rogas // Nov 18, 2008 at 2:47 pm
@ big_boy -stary…women’s:] It’s kind of funny to hear about ugliness from brits. you are one of the ugliest nation around the world together with the Germans;]
17 mm // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I heard that new maclaren car with all electronic is still as stupid as hamilton and all the british people!!!
18 Poland // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:09 pm
You have it englishmen such strange humor , that you be able in order to criticize other drivers but your are not better than Kubica. Title of champion of world had Hamilton because better bolide had but it does not equal technique of riding Kubicy and schumacher. But bolide looks like bolide Kubicy though but some (certain) different additions for aerodynamics not.
19 kavalainen // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:14 pm
paul sholes, rooney and all UK Girls… so ugly country !
20 Mark Stevenson // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:14 pm
It’s not the Englishman they have this sense of humour, but the rest of the world as well. Don’t get so offended Poland. I am sure Kubica’s nose will add extra downforce with the new aero regulations.
21 Agata // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:22 pm
English Idiot
Boby is the best driver and the most beautiful. I’m not telling about fat and overweight biddys with yours country. Do you jealousy our Bob’iego? You’re woefuling ;/ Maybe lambaste Lewis’a Pupiltona ( in polish - golden boy ;/) We Polish people hate fat and stupid english people!! FUCK!!
22 JFK // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Kubica ain’t the prettiest true- but it ain’t a damn beauty contest ! Hamilton has got a great car but he’s not remotely as talented as Kubica or Alonso is. And please let us not forget that generally Brits should keep quiet on the whole issue of looks as the whites ihabiting the island are the ugliest on the planet (white red skin and everyone has got strange jaws or something
23 Caroline // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:26 pm
The ugliest is Hamilton ;/ bleeeee!!! kUBICA IS VERY HANDSOME MEN!! KUBICA I LOVE U SO MUCH YOU’RE THE BEST!!
24 Obama // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Hamilton-pussy
25 no way // Nov 18, 2008 at 3:35 pm
You brits should look at your women first.
26 Mark Stevenson // Nov 18, 2008 at 4:44 pm
Sorry guys, I’m really f*cking idiot….
27 A Ludlow // Nov 18, 2008 at 4:51 pm
kubica is a turd. you must know
28 Jamie // Nov 18, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Shit, what’s that? Kubica mabye isn’t handsome, but he isn’t ugly! Mabye you sholuld have looked at yourself and Hamilton before you wrote it? And it’s very interesting why Bobby have so many friends in F1 and yours “amazing” McLewis no?
29 krakkamil // Nov 18, 2008 at 5:12 pm
i love Kubica fuck english idiot
30 brak słów // Nov 18, 2008 at 5:14 pm
Wasza strona jest po prostu beznadziejna!!!!! Jedyne co potraficie to wyśmiewać się z kierowców, w rzeczywistosci pewnie nie macie bladego pojęcia o F1. Waszym zdaniem Robert jest najbrzydszy?! Pewnie redaktorzy tej strony wyglądają jak potwory i są obrzydliwi, ale nikt o tym nie pisze. Zajmijcie się czymś innym bo po prostu jesteście beznadziejni! A Lewis Hamilton jakim jest?! czemu z niego się nie wyśmiewacie, obrażacie i szydzicie?! Pewnie w waszej redakcji nie ma tak inteligentnych osób żeby przetłumaczyć ten tekst, ale cóż beznadziejna strona, beznadziejni redaktorzy!!!!!!!!!!!
31 _demian // Nov 18, 2008 at 5:24 pm
idiots
32 Strzala // Nov 18, 2008 at 5:38 pm
It`s pathetic that in opinion that site everything what`s do Hamilton is cool, fantastic etc (even his show where Hamilton was a toy) Any drivers, in opinion that site, are stupid and they can`t drive. I have idea, in next seasons let`s Hamilton will be drive with himself and he will be a champion 15 times and he will be wining every single race, every pole position, and he will have the best statistic in history that sport. That`s not good that You offend are idol Robert Kubica (but that`s true that Robert isn`t hundsom) because You excite hate to You. I was on GP Hungary and that was fantastic feeling that I could sat with people from Spain, Finland, Germany and we could have rooted together for our idols. Next year I want root with the British fans too but You demolish that fantastic climate. Is that what You wanted??? Look at that comments, every comments from Polish people are aggressive because You have begun a stupid politics that has nothing in common with sport.
P.S. Sorry about my english
Regards for all fans F1.
Strzala…the real fan formule one not only Robert Kubica.
33 Poland // Nov 18, 2008 at 5:54 pm
You know that mark Stevenson if there was in (to) already he (its; his; it) Kubica Ferrari Hamilton wąchał spaliny and it felt very well , because it give it for proper bolide this bolide bolide it (him) Kubicy Ferrari but he (it) begin winning either (or) bolide of renault.
34 Poland // Nov 18, 2008 at 5:55 pm
sorry my eanglis is not good
35 Mark Stevenson // Nov 18, 2008 at 6:22 pm
I am not doubting Kubica’s driving prowess and I don’t think Ollie is either in any of his posts.
The topic of the article is that something is actually uglier than Bobby. That being the car he is now driving.
Stay on topic, Poles.
36 _demian // Nov 18, 2008 at 6:37 pm
Cześć Strzala!
W moim przekonaniu jedynie moderatorzy tej strony uprawiają głupią politykę. Twoja też nie jest zbyt interesująca. Nie chodzi tu wcale o urok Kubicy, ale o to, co Anglicy (nie wszyscy oczywiście) mówią o Polsce i polskości. Niejednokrotnie czytałem już obraźliwe teksty pod adresem moich rodaków także na tej stronie. Jeśli Tobie to odpowiada, to już jest Twoja sprawa. Proszę tylko - nie zwracaj mi uwagi! Nie nazywam idiotami wszystkich Anglików tylko tych, którzy za mieścili tu ten idiotyczny tekst. Ja także kibicuję F1 i chętnie rozmawiam z kibicami innych teamów - ale tylko z tymi, którzy reprezentują odpowiedni poziom i którzy chcą ze mną obcować. Nie wciskam się na siłę tam, gdzie nie jestem mile widziany. Pozdrawiam i życzę wspaniałych relacji z angielskimi “kolegami”, którzy na pewno doceniają w Tobie to, że jestes Polakiem. Jesteś jeszcze?…
37 Thomas // Nov 18, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Hamilton is uglier than ass of R. Kubica fuc… british website!!!
38 Maro // Nov 18, 2008 at 6:59 pm
Kubica is the best driver in F1. Hamilton had a lot of luck so he won. Kubice in Ferrari=champion. You don’t know anything about Robert so shut up.
39 Joe Hydraulik // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Kubica is white!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hamilton is Dull dick
40 piecia // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:05 pm
You think that you are fun? I don’t think that you’re pretty.
41 Polska // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:13 pm
English Idiot!!!Fcuk off!!!hamilton is wanker!!!
42 bld // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:19 pm
yeah well… i’ve been in UK and … yeah… YOU ARE F******* REALLY UGLY, brits. Look at yourself fuckers. Go on - post a foto Ollie Irish (btw. What teh F*** is ‘Ollie”? O, gee..)!!!
F* You Brits and F* off.
43 ADI POLSKA // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:31 pm
FUCKING ENGLISH IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hamilton pussy!!!!!!!!!!!
44 ADI POLSKA // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:32 pm
FUCKING ENGLISH IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hamilton blow job!!!!!!!
45 kiko // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:37 pm
fuck you ennglish pigs
46 Polish fan of Boby // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:42 pm
You`re fcuking english idiots. Our girls are the pretties in the world and you are lauthing of our Boby. You will see that this man is the best in F1. I`m not joking. And your girls are fat and UGLY.
Piekarz from Poland
47 Raf // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:49 pm
What can learn when one man judges other man beauty? Judging man is queer!
48 kamilo // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:49 pm
English Idiot hamilton ma tak paskudną morde że rzygać się chce
49 Raf // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:51 pm
By the way, I’m polish but some comments of Poles went too far. Take it easy brothers
50 noname // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:53 pm
yeah - if Robert is very ugly, then british girls are beautiful hehehehehehehe
51 Polish guest // Nov 18, 2008 at 7:54 pm
I think that your native british girls are most ugliest in the world. Then leave our Robert alone.
Dic…heads
52 gogo // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Ale ma przynajmniej białe zęby, a nie jak wszyscy Angole żółte.
53 lol // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:01 pm
heheh ci angole sa zajebisci, o ja cie pier*ole hehe
54 br // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:01 pm
FUCKING ENGLISH IDIOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hamilton blow job!!!!!!!
55 manf1 // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:03 pm
i cant understand gridcrasher.co this is amazing:((
56 FUCK ENGLAND // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:06 pm
GO Kubica, GO Kubica !
England ? FUCK YOU !
57 a // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:06 pm
angole jebane pedały na czele z małpą (hamiltonem)… Na drzewo a nie
58 Strzala // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Cześć _demian!
Widze, że kolega ostro się po mnie przewiózł.
Jak napisałem na końcu mojego postu…mój angielski nie jest na najwyższym poziomie i powiem szczerze, że musi być chyba z nim bardzo źle skoro, w którymś fragmencie wyczytałeś (czy też wywnioskowałeś), że odpowiada mi to jak pluje się nam w twarz. Jeśli Cię w jakiś sposób uraziłem to sory, nie taki był mój zamiar, ale przyznasz sam, że przy głosowaniu na najlepszego kierowce (na tej stronie) komentarze ludzi były wyłącznie obraźliwe w kierunku anglików (troche tak bez sensu, nie sądzisz). Podobnie jak Ty, absolutnie nie mam zamiaru na siłe wciskać się między ludzi, którzy uważają (nie wszyscy oczywiści), że miejsce Polaków w Anglii jest na zmywaku, jednak będąc na wyścigu formuły jeden nie chciałbym żywić urazów do tychże ludzi. Niestety było tak, że z kibicami angielskimi najmniej miałem ochote się integrować.
Pozdrawiam, i odpowiadam…tak jestem Polakiem, mieszkam w Polsce, pracuje w Polsce, nie myśle wyjeżdzać za chlebem do Anglii
Trzymaj się i bez urazów
59 banana // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:22 pm
jelaous ?
but it’s white.
car and driver.
60 A Ludlow // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:24 pm
whatever dude…
but he’s an Alonso friend, so he’s the same turd.
61 Pit // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:30 pm
To maintain the intellectual level of this article…
BMW’s 2009 prototype is uglier than…
UR MOM!
62 Hollyman // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:34 pm
-Hey, Hamiton!
-What?
-Suck my dick!
63 Rychu from poland // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:40 pm
fuck you!!!! you are fucking cooksucker. KUBICA IS THE BEST DRIIVER IN THE WORD. HAMILTON IS WEKK LIKE PUSSY!!!jebane angielskie nieroby. huj wam w dupe!!!!!!
64 Hollyman // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:43 pm
If Robert Kubica is so ugly… then see him…
Pure blood englishman.
http://www.portsmouth24.pl/gfx/redknapp.jpg
65 Bartosz from Poland // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:46 pm
Wy popierdolone angielskie śmieci, Robert tego waszego karła Hamiltona by opierdolił takim samym bolidem jak by chciał!
66 scsa // Nov 18, 2008 at 8:50 pm
Jebane kurwa pedaliska
67 LAMA // Nov 18, 2008 at 9:00 pm
ROBERT KUBICA-I LOVE YOU!!!
68 Szuwar // Nov 18, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Pierdolone angielskie malpy!!! Najwiekszych brzydali na swiecie mozna znalezc tylko w UK
Wiem cos o tym bo nie ma dnia abym nie porzygal sie na widok jednej z tych kurewskich malp. A tak poza tym - angole to kupa debili i analfabetow.
69 Bazurski from Poland // Nov 18, 2008 at 9:46 pm
Ten co pisał zapraszam na małą solóweczkę, zobaczymy czy zmieni zdanie?
70 Kubica is THE BEST!!!! // Nov 18, 2008 at 9:51 pm
no to kiedy sie ponapierdalamy?! Hamilton pussy!!!!!!!!!!!
71 Szewczyk // Nov 18, 2008 at 10:23 pm
it is just interim chassis, it’s not gonna look like that in 2009.
72 brzaczyszczykiewicz // Nov 18, 2008 at 10:25 pm
The worst website in the world. The worst article in the world.To be honest go and look in the mirror, there u will see the ugliest man in the world.(What is your nickname olli? Sausage?)
I hope they will fired u !!!! U R not a journalist.
Anyway - THEY SHOULD SHAVE YOU PEANUTS AND SEND GO BACK TO NURSERY SCHOOL - olli!!!!!!!
73 Pan Polak // Nov 18, 2008 at 10:36 pm
maybe new prototype of BMW is uglier than Kubica, but it isn’t uglier than british women. It’s not suprise that in UK you like to talk about cars rather than chicks.
74 Lebizhor // Nov 18, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Maybe Robert Kubica is the ugliest but I want see his SHIRTLESS!!! :-q
75 FIAmilton // Nov 19, 2008 at 7:44 am
We will see new FIAmilton’s car. I hope it will be the shitest car for the darkest and the worst man in F:BMW (because it looks like that now).
76 ZIGGY // Nov 19, 2008 at 9:38 am
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/article571411.ece
ARE YOU AGREE BRITS?
77 Krzysztof // Nov 19, 2008 at 10:27 am
Come on my compatriots ! It is just a British sense of humour! I find it really funny. I am sure that Bob does not give a shit about that. So his fans shouldn’t either. Don’t be so fucking offended like a little child. A little bit of distance could be nice. The fact that gridcrasher puts so much attention on Kubica (whatever the reason is:)) means that they just appreciate him.
78 Christian Klien agrees with us: new BMW is ugliest F1 car ever | Gridcrasher - Motor Sports // Nov 19, 2008 at 11:29 am
[…] Gridcrasher created something of an online storm by suggesting that BMW Sauber’s 2009 prototype is ugly. A controversial statement, obviously - maybe it’s because we used wonky-faced Robert Kubica […]
79 Sorry for my poor English but topic interesting // Nov 19, 2008 at 11:51 am
Hi brits! Do you like yours Hamilton?does he look nice? but he is not native brit! He lived close to you, right now he took some money and moved - where?-to the another country becouse he does not want to share his income with you poor man! Your real native brit is Prince Charles! Is he beautiful?-I do not think so.
Have a nice day.
80 PoleBoy // Nov 19, 2008 at 2:46 pm
Take it easy my fellow Poles.have some sense of humor. You take it too personal, too serious. It’s just simple joke.
But it;s true British girls are shite - been there at the uni for three long years. still regret it:)
81 Maciek from Sielsia,Poland // Nov 19, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Well,it’s just another silly stereotype - in London I saw some of the most beautiful women ever (british caucasian or british-asian etc.),also British women are usually very modern, laid back and quite often very sexy,on the other hand let’s face it - 40,maybe 50% of our (polish) women are indeed really preety,but the rest,well..the same thing applies more or less to any other country in the world I guess.
I must agree with PoleBoy - come on Poles - stop being so serious about your(our)selves,it’s just a funny article about his looks,innit? he’s still the coolest polish sportman we have.
82 Maciek from Sielsia,Poland // Nov 19, 2008 at 8:29 pm
I was gonna write “sportsman”,sorry.cheers.
83 Maciek from Sielsia,Poland // Nov 19, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Last message - if you think this BMW is ugly,look up Tyrrell P34 on wikipedia..
In my opinion this car (BMW) is quite intersting,very unique,I really like it,hope it stays this way.
84 Daniel_Poland // Nov 20, 2008 at 3:13 pm
the gridcrasher is shit.
Lewis is idiot and beddriver.
Kubica RULEZ
85 Piwek PL // Nov 20, 2008 at 3:46 pm
F**K u UK. KUBICA RULEZ !!
86 Matt // Nov 20, 2008 at 3:54 pm
you mean FCUK? yeah,good brand
87 Zygmont // Nov 20, 2008 at 4:09 pm
his car is as ugly as british girls
88 PL // Nov 20, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Look for king Karol buhhhaaaa , what about Shrek Rooney, look for fat english women’s 90% is good for grill buhhhaaaa
89 uk-master // Nov 20, 2008 at 4:24 pm
however in f1 is important to be fast not beautifull… Kubica is very fast driver, Hamilton has a lot of $ and he give some of them to glock, so he is the champion. You wrote that thing, coz u have got your own champion. If u writing that kubica is ugly that u shoud write that hamilton is stupid but lucky.
90 slim // Nov 20, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Your Prince is the ugliest man on the world…
91 Maciek,Silesia,Poland // Nov 20, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Stop those racist comments ,PL.
92 Lokers PL // Nov 20, 2008 at 4:57 pm
You are hypocrites !!! Maybe Robert isn’t very handsome , but come on … YOU ARE THE UGLIEST NATION IN THE WORLD
93 buena vista // Nov 20, 2008 at 5:02 pm
do you know why God made england foggy ??? so he doesn’t have to look at brit girls
94 Polish Hot bOy BialystoK :D // Nov 20, 2008 at 5:24 pm
bUHAHA WHO wRITE this note can lick my eggs ::D twoja stara to ulica a twoj stary to kubica
your mother is street Your father is Hamilton
95 uk-master // Nov 20, 2008 at 5:59 pm
hamilton is the biggest bitch in formula1… could you tell me which driver like hamilton without kovalainen and of course glock :)?
96 Chris // Nov 20, 2008 at 6:12 pm
You that write because don’t see LHamilton without helmet
97 Chris // Nov 20, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Why England is in the island, so as to ugly british girl don’t disperse.
98 emil puchalski (NORWAY) // Nov 20, 2008 at 6:29 pm
u fucking idiot!!! l.hamilton is so fucking bad driver!!!! thats why he is champion cuz he has mclaren the fastes bolid in f1 !!and u r just jealous cuz ROBERT KUBICA is the best driver in f1 every body said that!! so fuck u cuz nobody dont care what u’re writing about him!!!! peace polish brothers. and english suck cocker u can lick his balls !!
99 POLSKA // Nov 20, 2008 at 6:34 pm
FUCKING ANGOLS!!!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!
lewis hamilton IS A FUCKING DOWN!!!
ROBERT KUBICA RLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
100 POLSKA // Nov 20, 2008 at 6:36 pm
POLSKO NO KTO JEST NAJLEPSZY???
101 andy // Nov 20, 2008 at 6:50 pm
fakeless english pice of toalet paper
102 andy // Nov 20, 2008 at 6:52 pm
kill yourself before i’ll do that for humanity
103 Karl from CZ // Nov 20, 2008 at 7:01 pm
Brits don’t read this article anymore,have you noticed, Poles? lol :))))
104 Marcel mokotów // Nov 20, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Wszyscy Angole to tchórze ,
Boją się Kubicy dlatego go obrażają. Hamilton jakim jest kierowcą każdy widział już od najmłodszych lat miał problemy z zachowanie równowagi emocji co owocowało nie raz częstymi stłuczkami lub innymi błędami na torze. Mimo iż nie jest lubianym kierowcą w całej stawce nikt z niego się nie naśmiewa. Więc nie śmiejcie się z naszego Roberta my mamy kierowcę polaka a wy.
105 Johnnie // Nov 21, 2008 at 9:27 am
Lewis’ face is kinda similar to my balls.
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107 CR (Ireland) // Dec 22, 2008 at 10:20 pm
How can you people be as shallow as to judge some one soley on their looks??? Robert is a nice, straight talking and genuine person unlike Hamilton who is cocky and self centered. He is an extremely talented driver and deserves more respect than this,