Ladies man Lewis tops Playboy poll

Lewis Hamilton has been voted Formula 1’s number one playboy of all time, in a poll conducted by Nuts TV. Lil’ Lewis as been seen out on the town recently with psycho supermodel Naomi Campbell, talent vacuum Dannii Minogue, Miss World runner-up Vivian Burkhardt and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

We find it hard to believe that Hamilton’s Playboy skills are a match for great swordsmen in F1 history, such as James Hunt and Eddie Irvine.

Supermodel graces Volkswagen’s expensive new campaign

The TV ad for Volkswagen’s latest Gol (the German company’s entry-level car in South America) features Brazilian supermodel Gisele Budchen. And if that isn’t a good excuse to publish a naked picture of her, we don’t know what is.

The big-budget ad, which cost a reported $5m to make, also stars a badly dubbed Sly Stallone. According to the media in Brazil, Gisele was paid a healthy $2.5m, while poor Sly had to make do with just $800,000.

Watch the ad below:

Miss Grenada speaks out after being two-timed by McLaren star. And she’s not happy

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Miss Grenada, aka Vivian Burkhardt, has ripped into Lewis Hamilton, after discovering that he had two-timed her with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

“His life away from the track is far from glamorous,” Burkhardt told the News of the Screws. “Despite his huge wealth, I hate his lifestyle and feel sorry for him. There he is in Switzerland, where he has no friends, no family, just this amazing four-bedroom flat in the richest part of the city - but it’s simply big and empty.”

How to distract a racing driver…

Here’s pole sitter Erik Janis, surrounded by four grid beauties, during a recent F3 event at Germany’s Norisring circuit. If you look very closely, you can see that Janis is staring directly at the chest of one of the girls on his left. Keep your eyes on the road, Erik.

More pics below…

Lewis takes girlfriend to Mandela bash in London

Things seem to be going well between Lewis Hamilton and new girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger. The pair attended a birthday dinner party for Nelson Mandela in Hyde Park on Wednesday. Both wore black from head to toe - did they know something about Nelson that the other guests didn’t?

See another pic of the happy couple below:

It’s what YouTube was made for

In which a few pictures of girls, taken at last weekend’s GP at Magny-Cours, have been hastily thrown together to create the amazing illusion of a video.

Or, as one YouTube commenter puts it: “I will bust a skeet skeet on all of you bitches at Silverstone.”

Quite.

God bless America, home of the hot pant

There’s nothing like using pretty girls in hot pants to advertise alcohol at a motor race - in this case, it was the latest round in America’s Grand-Am championship, held at the Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course in Lexington.

French beauty queen hangs out with Toro Rosso

Valerie Begue, the current Miss France, was a guest of Toro Rosso at Sunday’s French GP. She wore a few more clothes than in her day job though, as the pics below show…

Hot models and F1 cars go together like Mosley and hookers

This is Miss Great Britain, aka Gemma Garrett. She’s just been unveiled as the official face of this year’s British Grand Prix. As you can see, she looks pretty comfortable holding a shiny helmet (we had to do it).

Apart from praying for world peace every night, Gemma has posed for many a lads’ mag, and was a body double for Sienna Miller in the British gangster flick Layer Cake. The 26-year-old model is set to stand against David Davis in the forthcoming byelection in Haltemprice, representing the Britain for Beauties party. True story.

More pics of Gemma below…

Wee Bernie’s daughter lands job as paddock reporter

Tamara Ecclestone has bagged a full-time (ahem) job working for Italian broadcaster Sky, as a paddock reporter on the prowl for “interesting tales to tell”. She presents in Italian, one of three languages in which she is fluent - English and Croatian (from her mother, Slavica) are the others.

“I want a career, a proper one,” Tamara says in her best Kensington accent. “I want to show people that I actually do something and that I’m good at it. I don’t want to be a version of anyone else. People are already keen to draw comparisons with me and Paris Hilton, for example. That’s not me. I want there to be more to my life than being famous for getting out of a car with no knickers on.”