Or ‘Fugitive Slams into semi on freeway’ if you speak American

No time for major collisions - this geriatric has bingo to get to!

If a car crash happened as you were making your way across the street, would you jump back a little? Maybe go and see if they are OK? Go and call for help?

If your answer to any of the questions above is ‘yes’, you have nothing in common with this old timer.

Cameraman gets rudely acquainted with Subaru Impreza

Here’s yet another reason why I won’t be going to a Rally meet any time soon. The brakes on this Subaru Impreza fail, and faced with a crowd behind the yellow tape the driver has little choice except to steer it off the road. Unfortunately, a gentleman and his tripod get in the way.

If you know any more about this incident (names, whether the cameraman was OK etc) then let us know with a comment below.

Honda won’t like that

Nicky Hayden won’t compete at this weekend’s Czech MotoGP after damaging his ankle during the recent X-Games. Hayden injured his right heel after landing heavily following a jump during practice for the Supermoto event.

The American rider, a former MotoGP world champ, had been given special permission from his Honda bosses to take part in the event - bet they wish they’d turned down his request.

“I just wanted to do some riding during the break, have some fun and I thought that maybe it’d give me a little spark for the rest of the season, but it backfired on me,” Hayden said, more sheepishly than a sheepish sheep.

Grid Crasher has the vid of shocking KERS accident

Don’t touch the car… oh, too late.

That must have been a hell of a strong shock to knock the mechanic off his feet. Thankfully, he’s out of hospital now.

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