Don’t play chicken with a racing car

Yeah, you might want to watch out for that… too late. We’re not sure if this was the fault of Danica Patrick or Chuck Buckman, the excellently named mechanic who she nailed (he suffered concussion and remains in hospital). However, we do know that lovely Danica cried like a girl after the incident, because Tony Kanaan, her team-mate at Andretti Green, said so:

“When I came in, she had tears in her eyes, so I hugged her and she cried a little more, so maybe that was a bad move on my behalf.”

Lesson learned: never hug a female racing driver.