Kylie’s little sis now sniffing around McLaren ace

Dannii ‘does she really need those extra letters in her first name?’ Minogue has reportedly set up a hot date with Lewis Hamilton. The Aussie celebrity – what does she actually do these days? – has previous with racing drivers. She used to be engaged to Canadian speedster Jacques Villeneuve but the pair split in 2001. She swapped mobile numbers with Lewis at the Australian Grand Prix in March; he has been inundating Minogue with text messages ever since, and now “sources” (i.e. someone made it up) reveal that she has finally caved in agreed to a date with the Brit.

Ozzy’s daughter yet another celeb to enjoy F1 hospitality

Here’s the youngest of The Osbournes (give her five years and she’ll look more like her mother than her mother does), on the grid at this season’s Australian GP in Melbourne. You know what she’s thinking: ‘This complimentary F1 baseball cap ruins my ‘I got dressed in the dark’ grid look. She looks like she’s having less fun than Fernando Alonso in this year’s Renault.

It’s Spain’s number one F1 WAG!

If you thought Fernando Alonso’s relationship with ex-teammate Lewis Hamilton was tumultuous, then spare a thought for his on/off girlfriend Raquel del Rosario. The pair met at a Spanish radio station a few years back, and were rumoured to have cemented their love with marriage in 2006. This, however, was never confirmed and they have spent time apart on a few occasions since. At present, their relationship is less stable than Newcastle’s Premiership status, so maybe the stroppy Spaniard will be a

Typical, our great hope for the Australian Grand Prix zooms in to win, and then the whole day becomes a massive downer, thanks to a load of middle-aged clowns spoiling everyone’s head-rush.Gene Simmons - he who has reportedly made the world’s most limp and monotonous sex tape - and his grown-up mates are still putting on face paints and doing that horrible tongue thing in front of crowds of (presumably) weeping children - even though they have over a thousand years between them!