Like cigarettes, cars and girls? This post is going out to you

Don’t ask us where we find these videos, because we’ll only make up an answer, like: we have a Thai sweat shop full of kids whose job it is to track down videos of unusual car fetishes.

More car fetishes:

Revving girls

Car Stuck girls

Toy car crushing

Mechaphilia (the strangest of them all)

The Doors were right: people are strange

Damn those gas prices! Yep, it’s yet another auto fetish that fails to turn us on.

And some advice: never trust the judgment of anyone who pronounces the word “vehicles”, “vee-hick-les”.