Motoring’s equivalent of a missed open goal…

How can you fail so spectacularly to drive your car into a car wash? It puts us in mind of Diana Ross’s missed penalty-kick at the opening ceremony of the 1994 World Cup.

Or, in the words of the great Larry David, he/she (hmmm, don’t want to come across as sexist, but we guess it was a she… damn, we came across as sexist) faaaaaaacked up.

How to sex up a supermini

Sean Paul + scantily clad girls + soapy suds = more hits for Grid Crasher. It’s not rocket science folks.

And it was all going so well…

All the proof you need that performing a sexy striptease on a wet car is no picnic. Leave it to the professionals, and don’t even think about trying this at home.

Btw, there’s no actual nudity in the clip, although your boss may consider it to be NSFW if he/she has something against girls in bikinis bumping and grinding in a less-than-classy fashion.