Drivers Enrique Bernoldi and EJ Viso hang out with Becks

We say “hang out”, but we mean “stand next to him for two seconds whilst someone takes a photo, then watch helplessly as he walks off to find somone more famous to talk to”. Bernoldi (who has raced in F1, albeit for also-rans Arrows) and Viso, who both drive in the IndyCar series in the States, almost certainly know who Beckham is, but we doubt that he has the first clue who they are. Still, as fake smiles go, it’s pretty convincing. The three men met at halftime during the LA Lakers game against Sacramento Kings on Tuesday. Becks also found the time to check out a cheerleader’s pert ass. As you would.

No doubt Bernoldi and Viso would have also checked out some asses, if they weren’t sat so far back.