Spanish star watches compatriots beat the Germans

Alonso predicts a 1-0 win to Spain, and as if by magic, his prediction comes to pass…

Renault driver sees his country end 44 years of hurt

Ah, the perks of being an F1 superstar. We imagine that all Alonso had to do was click his fingers and a VIP ticket for the Euro 2008 final in Vienna magically appeared on his doormat.

Nando (and his mate) opted to wear Euro 2008’s hottest fashion accessory, a crisp white shirt - as sported by German head coach Jogi Loew and Turkey boss Fatih Terim - paired with a cute Spain button badge, just in case you weren’t sure who he was supporting.

After the game, football nut Alonso revealed that he had predicted that Spain would win the final 1-0. They did.

Good prediction skills, but that doesn’t stop you being a dirty diver…

They mean the Portuguese, surely?

As revenge for this clever ad, the Dutch should play a reserve team this evening, lose to Romania and therefore dump the French out of Euro 2008.

It would have been funnier if the “diving” car was in Portuguese colours, but we understand that Arjen Robben and his team-mates have earned a rep for going to ground at the slightest contact.

Bookies offers gas guzzler to next Spanish scorer at Euro 2008

Maverick bookmaker Paddy Power has offered a dirty great Hummer - one of the world’s least eco-friendly cars - to the first Spaniard to score against Sweden in tomorrow evening’s Euro 2008 group match. We have no idea why they would do such a thing, apart from to whip up some more cheap PR (it’s working, evidently).

There is a catch though. To claim his prize, the Spanish player has to perform a humiliating “Chiki Chiki” dance by way of goal celebration. If you’re not aware of the Chiki Chiki dance, head over to The Spoiler for a video of Spain’s terrifying, terrible Eurovision song.