Quick Nick needs a haircut

Look at the state of Nick Heidfeld. No F1 driver has been this hirsute since the 1970s. Even then, few drivers opted for the full beard.

Given that in F1, thousands of a second can make a big difference, it’s about time shaggy Nick went for a short back-and-sides. All that hair must be slowing him down. Is it any coincidence that F1’s leading driver, Lewis Hamilton, is as smooth and hairless as a ten-year-old boy? Surely not.