Lewis’ girlfriend makes “not sexy” admission. Hmmm

“I don’t think of myself as sexy. I’m the biggest nerd there is. I was laughed at by my classmates in school because I looked so exotic.”

So says ugly duckling Nicole Scherzinger. Don’t you love it when gorgeous female celebs pull the old “No, really, I was awkward and clumsy at school” line. She’s not fooling anyone.

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Nicole’s new ring fuels engagement rumour

What’s that on Nicole’s ring finger? Why, it’s a ring, although to our untrained eyes, it doesn’t look like a typical engagement rock. But has Lewis popped the question? We wouldn’t be at all surprised - for now we’re in the dark, but as soon as we know, you’ll know.

In other Nicole news, she admitted she nearly fainted when Lewis Hamilton won the world title at Brazil on Sunday.

“Lewis is a fantastic driver,” she gushed. “I nearly collapsed with excitement when he came through on the last lap. I couldn’t calm down, nor could (Hamilton’s brother) Nicholas - we just both kept screaming at each other.”

Less of Flavio’s missus = more

This public appearance atop a jet-ski marks a welcome return to these digital pages by the First Lady of Grid Crasher, aka Elisabetta Gregoraci, aka Flavio Briatore’s Wonderbra-wearing WAG.

Isn’t it great when sport and bikinis collide. More pics just a click away:

If Red Bull gives you wings, Renault must give you a fish tail

 

Raquel Del Rosario, pop star wife of Fernando Alonso, is the new voice of Disney. Mrs Alonso has been brought in to sing on the soundtrack of the Spanish version of the new straight-to-DVD Little Mermaid prequel Ariel’s Beginning. Raquel seems thrilled with her involvement revealing that the original feature length film “marked her childhood” and that singing the song is a “dream come true”. Steady on, love.

Honda ace papped with ex-Destiny’s Child star

F1 bachelor Jenson Button, who split up from girlfriend Florence Brudenell-Bruce earlier this year, was snapped last night leaving Nobu with Kelly Rowland.

Celebs only dine at Nobu when they want to be photographed by paparazzi (see Lewis and his Pussycat Doll). Therefore we can only assume Jenson is having hot, entirely legal sex with the former Destiny’s Child singer.

McLaren ace has bag snatched

A couple of opportunistic thieves lifted Lewis Hamilton’s luggage as he checked out of a Spanish hotel with Pussycat WAG Nicole Scherzinger. Three bodyguards gave chase when the two men snatched a rucksack and a leather holdall containing Hamilton’s iPod from the boot of the couple’s Mercedes.

Lewis and the Pussycat Doll were staying at the five-star Malaga Palacio while she performed a concert in the city.

A witness said: “The thieves dropped the rucksack but got away. They looked like drug addicts.”

Maybe the heavies should cut back on the ‘roids. Come on, not being able to win a foot race with a couple of junkies? Time for Lewis and Nicole to get some new bodyguards, Grid Crasher thinks.

DC’s missus set to drop baby boy at end of F1 season

David Coulthard has confirmed that his first child will be a boy. His WAG, the lovely Karen Minier, is due to give birth just after the 2008 F1 season has ended.

“I am really excited about the baby,” Coulthard told The Sun. “It’s not a new experience for Karen [she has a 10-year-old daughter from a previous relationship] but it will be for me. The baby is due after the end of the season so things have worked out perfectly.”

Good luck Karen - we hope for your sake that mini DC doesn’t have a chin like his father. Ouch.

Lewis hits up Nobu with WAG and bandmates

Lil’ Lewis has come a long, long way from Stevenage. And boy does he seems to love his current rock-star life. Check him out: clad in an expensive black leather jacket, with a hot pop star on his arm, and a pout for the paparazzi. He’s lapping it up. Lapping, F1, lapping… oh, forget it.

Hamilton was snapped after enjoying a late-night snack with WAG Nicole Scherzinger at Nobu, “London’s coolest restaurant” - the pair flew in from LA yesterday. Nicole’s Pussycat bandmates also came along for the date.