Schumi, chunkier and still not cool

Is it us - doubtful, we’re rarely wrong - or has Schumi piled on a few pounds since he retired from F1? Either that or he’s hiding a golf ball in each cheek.

The shirt may well be fashionable, but Schumi and flamboyance don’t go well together. It looks all wrong.

By the way, this photo was taken as Schumacher arrived by helicopter at Hockenheim yesterday.