Lewis Hamilton’s WAG pouts for German mag

Nicole Scherzinger stars in the January issue of Maxim Germany, and Gridcrasher has tracked down the best photos from her cover shoot. Because we care about you in that way.

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She’s cute and she’s a better driver than you

Carmen Jorda is 20 years old and cuter than a basketful of kittens. She drives in Spanish F3 for the Campos Racing team, which means she’s also more talented than a basketful of kittens. Last season, she finished fourth in the Spanish F3 Cup.

Carmen qualifies as a WAG because she’s going out with Superbikes rider Fonsi Nieto. The pair have just announced their engagement, so Carmen is off the market. Doh.

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Lil’ Lewis goes green

“You’re not going out dressed like that…”

Nicole Scherzinger has revealed that boyfriend Lewis Hamilton gets jealous when she wears racy outfits on stage.

“He says he wishes the outfits were for his eyes only,” she admitted.

Forget about the F1 crisis, focus instead on hot WAGs

When anxious feelings about F1’s future arise, softly chant the following mantra: Connie Montoya, Connie Montoya, Connie Montoya…

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One half of the cutest couple in F1

Meet Gabriela Constantino, the girlfriend of Nelson Piquet Jr. She’s done a spot of modelling and she comes from a rich Brazilian family. And she’s 18 years old… and very cute. Shit negro, that’s all you had to say.

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Nascar star’s former squeeze likes to get nekkid

This is Amanda Beard (not to be confused with Amanda Huginkiss). She’s a very successful Olympic swimmer, winning seven medals from 1996-2008.

But what’s she doing on Gridcrasher, you ask? Well, she used to get jiggy with Nascar star Carl Edwards, which is more than enough to qualify her as a Grid WAG. That and the fact she has taken her clothes off for Playboy.

More photos after the jump (some include nekkidity, so don’t click if the boss is standing behind you)…

This year, we shall mostly be looking at nude models and elephants

Gridcrasher is pleased to bring you some preview images from the 2009 Pirelli Calendar. This year’s theme is hot naked models (as ever) and… big scary elephants. Elephants? Er, ok.

Anyway, the photography, by famous lensman Peter Beard, is stunning. The women aren’t bad either.

More photos after the jump. They involve barenekkid ladies, so the rest of this post comes with an obligatory NSFW warning…

Bernie’s missus wants out

It’s official. Bernie Ecclestone’s wife, Slavica, has filed for divorce. With Wee Bernie’s fortune estimated to be more than £2bn - much of which is rumoured to be in her name - there’s a good chance that the ex-model will become the wealthiest divorcee of all time. She’ll get more than enough to keep her in fur coats, anyway.

According to a family law expert, Bernie stands to lose up to half of his carefully accumulated cash. Ouch. Should have signed a pre-nup, Bernard.

Perhaps this news explains Bernie’s mood. Speaking about the lack of a formal agreement between his own company and F1 teams, he said: “For two years I’ve had a Concorde Agreement available for them to sign, but the problem is they have so many smart-arses in the teams - doctors, lawyers, masseurs…”

Bernie could use a few smart-arse lawyers right now.