Ladies man Lewis tops Playboy poll

Lewis Hamilton has been voted Formula 1’s number one playboy of all time, in a poll conducted by Nuts TV. Lil’ Lewis as been seen out on the town recently with psycho supermodel Naomi Campbell, talent vacuum Dannii Minogue, Miss World runner-up Vivian Burkhardt and Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

We find it hard to believe that Hamilton’s Playboy skills are a match for great swordsmen in F1 history, such as James Hunt and Eddie Irvine.

Miss Grenada speaks out after being two-timed by McLaren star. And she’s not happy

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Miss Grenada, aka Vivian Burkhardt, has ripped into Lewis Hamilton, after discovering that he had two-timed her with Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger.

“His life away from the track is far from glamorous,” Burkhardt told the News of the Screws. “Despite his huge wealth, I hate his lifestyle and feel sorry for him. There he is in Switzerland, where he has no friends, no family, just this amazing four-bedroom flat in the richest part of the city - but it’s simply big and empty.”

How to distract a racing driver…

Here’s pole sitter Erik Janis, surrounded by four grid beauties, during a recent F3 event at Germany’s Norisring circuit. If you look very closely, you can see that Janis is staring directly at the chest of one of the girls on his left. Keep your eyes on the road, Erik.

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Lewis takes girlfriend to Mandela bash in London

Things seem to be going well between Lewis Hamilton and new girlfriend Nicole Scherzinger. The pair attended a birthday dinner party for Nelson Mandela in Hyde Park on Wednesday. Both wore black from head to toe - did they know something about Nelson that the other guests didn’t?

See another pic of the happy couple below:

It’s what YouTube was made for

In which a few pictures of girls, taken at last weekend’s GP at Magny-Cours, have been hastily thrown together to create the amazing illusion of a video.

Or, as one YouTube commenter puts it: “I will bust a skeet skeet on all of you bitches at Silverstone.”

Quite.

God bless America, home of the hot pant

There’s nothing like using pretty girls in hot pants to advertise alcohol at a motor race - in this case, it was the latest round in America’s Grand-Am championship, held at the Mid-Ohio Sports Car Course in Lexington.

Meet German ace’s taller half

Unlike many sporting WAGs, Patricia Papen is a natural-looking, girl-next-door type. She and Nick Heidfeld, who have been going out for several years, have two children together: a daughter (Juni, 2) and a baby son (Joda, 11 months), who were both born in July (meticulous German planning in action, surely).

Papen likes to keep a low profile, so not much is known about her, apart from the fact she loves to paint, and that she’d like her boyfriend to have “a less dangerous career” (Nick’s words).

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The best eye candy Montreal had to offer

Meet Lewis Hamilton’s flame-haired grid girl. And more below…

Baywatch star - yep, that’s how we still know her - shows up with her two friends at Canadian GP

Pam graced Montreal with her busty presence, amid reports that she’d been paid a $100,000 fee just to show up and add a bit of glamour to the race.

However, these days she’s looking a bit ropey, like a woman who’s been dragged through a plastic surgery backwards.

Other celebs who were spotted in Quebec’s fair city included Michael Douglas and the ubiquitous P Diddy.

More pics of Pam in Montreal below…

Give this female reporter a Blue Peter badge for courage

This isn’t what a rally driver wants to hear from his co-driver. Directions, yes; high-pitched screams, not so much.