Mixed martial arts knucklehead lives up to nickname

Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, a former Ultimate Fighting Championship (UFC) world champion, was arrested at gunpoint following an alleged hit-and-run incident in California. Wacko Jacko reportedly collided with a couple of cars and did a runner, having another collision before he was pulled over in Newport Beach area of Costa Mesa.

The best part of this is that Jackson, 30, was driving perhaps the least subtle getaway car in history: a sponsored pick-up truck notable for the huge picture of Rampage Jackson himself emblazoned on the side. The Monster Truck-style wheels added to the cunning disguise. Maybe he’s been playing a lot of Grand Theft Auto recently.

Lesson learned: you can’t trust a man nicknamed “Rampage”.

Watch Jackson in his day job below:

Get out of the road, I’m driving here!

Hartford, Conneticut: Police are very keen to identify the driver who’s obviously been playing way too much Grand Theft Auto recently; not to mention the drivers and passers-by who did absolutely nothing when confronted by the sight of some poor guy lying crumpled in the road.

God bless America!