Mechaphile makes sweet sweet love to exhaust pipe

“It was Todd’s turn to receive Edward’s loving seed…”

Possibly the most disturbing thing we’ve seen this week. Taken from Five’s bizarre documentary My Car is My Lover, which was aired last night.

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Five to air documentary about men who love their cars

We feel a little bit sick now. We love old VW Beetles, but not in that way.

This is a clip from My Car is My Lover, a documentary about mechaphiles, or men who have loving relationships with their cars - and yes, it is for real. It’ll be shown soon on Five, although we don’t have a specific air date yet.

Unmissable TV, wethinks.

More video weirdness after the break…