What’s so wrong with a whorehouse on wheels?

Miami Beach undercover detectives who paid a $40 entry fee and got into a stretch limo discovered women onboard offering oral sex and lap dances for money. Weirdly, this is considered illegal in the States. Spoilsports.

The detectives arrested Christine Morteh, 29, and the driver, Clyde Scott, along with four other people. Morteh faces charges including offering to commit or engage in prostitution, conducting business without a licence, directing another to a place of prostitution and deriving support from prostitution.

God bless America.