Advice: don’t hold a Monster Truck event on an ice rink

“Lord have mercy! The big truck gone done ruined our poor little rink! That is gonnna cost a small fortune!”

Honestly, did the organisers of this Monster Truck event not consider that a couple of huge vehicles tearing across an ice rink might be a bad idea?

Redneck with moustache chooses wrong car to nip to the shops

Myrtle Beach, South Carolina: Listen to the Monster Truck-loving crowd holler with delight as King Kong ends up on its back, on fire – ‘He’s done gonna burn to death!’ (said in the voice of Cooder, the carnival worker from The Simpsons). Thank Jesus that driver Steve Cain got out of there alive (translation: thank Jesus for that awesome crash, the folks in the stands were starting to get restless). The fact that Kong also wrecks a brand new police car is a sweet bonus.