Not-so-easy rider

Have fun parking that thing in the city.

Schumi prepares for endurance bike race with another spill

Michael Schumacher is at Oschersleben in Germany this weekend for an eight-hour endurance race, part of the FIM-sanctioned World Endurance Series.

According to reports from Germany, Schumacher has already fallen off once whilst practising for Saturday’s race, for which he will compete on a Honda for the Holzhauer Racing team.

What is that, like the 58th time he’s eaten tarmac this year? Seems like it.

[More Schumi crash action]

Jesus does not Save

“That there bike got the Devil inside it.”

Yes, Reverend, you were owned by an instrument of Lucifer. Stick to a Segway next time.