Hip hop mogul in “wildly deluded” shock

P Diddy (pictured above, centre, with Pharrell Williams and Lewis Hamilton), or whatever he’s calling himself now, has challenged Lil’ Lewis to a car race.

“Lewis is a true hero… he is going to teach me how to race,” proclaimed Diddy after Hamilton’s Monaco win. “Honestly, if I was up against him I don’t know who would win.”

Honestly? We know who would win. Everyone else in the world knows who would win, except Deluded Diddy – he might stand a chance against Nelson Piquet Jnr though.

We raise a telephoto lens in honour of Monaco’s shiniest stars

Name Brigitte Nielsen
Famous for Marrying Dolf Lundgren, huge breasts, appearing on Celebrity Big Brother, being “a bit mental”
F1 link? She was good friends with the late Ayrton Senna, and was once married to Swiss driver Raoul Mayer.