Hamilton’s cardboard alter ego is a randy devil

Who would have thought a life-size cardboard cut-out of a Formula One driver could bring such joy into the lives of service station staff? Keep up the good work, Lewis.

Actress trapped in car by vicious pack of snappers

Poor Sienna. First she accidentally ends up topless on a yacht with a married man, now she’s been forced to run a gauntlet of paparazzi at a gas station in Malibu. The pack of paps surrounded her as she was filling up with petrol. She asked them to leave, saying “I’m just trying to fill up my f**king car!”

But paps don’t know the meaning of the word “leave”, so of course they stayed and took even more pics. Sienna retreated to the relative safety of her car, and an attendant filled up for her. She then drove to the nearest police station to ask for help. Oh, grow a backbone you waste of skin.

More pics after the jump…