“He’s missed it! Fantastic!”

Hilarious proof from the archives that Murray Walker can make any sport seem interesting. Even snooker.

Lovers of beautiful automobiles look away now

To showcase their brand new boxy Soul model, South Korean auto peddlers Kia are displaying three custom designs, first seen at the Geneva Motor Show. ‘Burner’ and ‘Searcher’ do nothing to promote the Kia brand, while ‘Diva’ (pictured above) is a garish monstrosity that you might expect to see Jay-Z driving if he simultaneously lost his money, dignity and sanity. At best, it would suit the tastes of young ladies from Essex who aspire to carry small dogs around in designer bags.

Fortunately, the British Motor Show threw up some delights, like the new environmentally unfriendly Ford Focus RS:

Unfortunately, we missed Alesha Dixon performing at the launch of the new Zetec S, but did see Ronnie O’Sullivan making loud inappropriate jokes near the Ford stand.

More picture highlights from the Motor Show after the jump…