Hip hop mogul in “wildly deluded” shock

P Diddy (pictured above, centre, with Pharrell Williams and Lewis Hamilton), or whatever he’s calling himself now, has challenged Lil’ Lewis to a car race.

“Lewis is a true hero… he is going to teach me how to race,” proclaimed Diddy after Hamilton’s Monaco win. “Honestly, if I was up against him I don’t know who would win.”

Honestly? We know who would win. Everyone else in the world knows who would win, except Deluded Diddy – he might stand a chance against Nelson Piquet Jnr though.