Kylie’s less talented sister loves the F1

Back in 1999, the second best-looking brunette on the X Factor (or third if you are asking Simon Cowell) was engaged to Canadian Formula One driver Jacques Villeneuve. The relationship, however, came in to end in 2002, many citing the fact that the Aussie beauty has one too many vowels in her Christian name.

The former Home and Away star returned to the world of F1 Waggery this season, by turning up in support of Lewis ‘Casanova’ Hamilton. The pair apparently swapped numbers at the Australian GP and arranged a date, but of course the McLaren star eventually became disinterested and pointed his libido in the direction of Miss World contestants and Pussycat Dolls.

Iceman’s heart melted by pole dancer

Mika Hakkinen and his new WAG, stripper Marketa Kromotova, were papped on the beaches of Cote d’Azur, “romping like lovestruck teenagers”. Kromotova, 30, is a pole dancer at Cologne’s Pascha club.

Hakkinen told the Express, Cologne’s daily tabloid, of his new happiness, saying: “I have an exciting new life.”

Yeah, we can just imagine Mika saying that in his flat Finnish tones.