Brilliant behind the wheel but petrified of pincers

Just look at the sheer panic on the face of Torro Rosso driver Sebastian Vettel as he is confronted by some Singapore seafood during one of those cringe-inducing F1 photo opportunities. Mark Webber’s look could be described as mild concern meets great boredom. 

Monza winner has less glamorous motor

The name Vettel and cars are now inextricably linked to most people with a TV since Sebastian’s Italian Grand Prix victory, but for residents of Heppenheim, Germany, that has been the case for quite some time since the Vettels are probably the only family in the town to have a car on top of the garage. The old Suzuki takes pride of place to advertise his father Norbert’s carpentry business.