Hamilton and his Pussycat Doll set to tie the knot

Lewis Hamilton and his WAG Nicole Schezinger could be married as early as this Christmas according to reports. The tabloids have rolled out their best speed-related puns after rumours that Hamilton plans to wed his girlfriend of less than a year.

“Nicole is in a real hurry to tie the knot,” said a Daily Star rent-a-quote/pal of Nicole’s. “And both of them have told their folks to be ready for a big event soon.”